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Zombie Apocalypse Meme!

Ganked from inkstone:

Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Comment on this post to tell me what it is, then repost to spread the zombie virus.

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scribblemoose
Oct. 21st, 2010 11:43 am (UTC)
A hairbrush, apparently!

*is doomed*
chomiji
Oct. 21st, 2010 11:47 am (UTC)

Aha! You plan to groom them to destruction!

smillaraaq
Oct. 21st, 2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
Very sharp tiny scissors, and a shedding comb. Clearly scribblemoose and I are meant to go into business together as proprietors of a zombie-grooming parlor.
chomiji
Oct. 21st, 2010 02:04 pm (UTC)

At least you have something sharp!

smillaraaq
Oct. 21st, 2010 02:12 pm (UTC)
Sharp and pointy, but tiny! Unless these are miniature zombies, they won't be much use for defense. I could trim their split ends or neatly snip off any stray threads on their raggedy clothes, though! XD
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chomiji
Oct. 21st, 2010 02:00 pm (UTC)


Book 'em, kis!

athena8
Oct. 21st, 2010 01:19 pm (UTC)
Birth control pills.
chomiji
Oct. 21st, 2010 02:03 pm (UTC)

Wow, who knew that progestin deactivated zombies?

XD

theskywasblue
Oct. 21st, 2010 02:46 pm (UTC)
My cell phone.

I'm happy I got something actually useful...though not as a weapon...
chomiji
Oct. 21st, 2010 03:23 pm (UTC)


You did better than I did! I had my little Vornado Flippi personal desk fan ... .


jinxaire
Oct. 21st, 2010 02:53 pm (UTC)
Chopsticks, haha.
chomiji
Oct. 21st, 2010 03:24 pm (UTC)

Ewww, right through the eyeballs, I presume!

jinxaire
Oct. 22nd, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
Yep, and once you get them in the eye sockets, the chopsticks are great for scrambling their brains!
smillaraaq
Oct. 22nd, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
Does pithing even work on zombies? XD
gwyneira
Oct. 21st, 2010 04:39 pm (UTC)
A grande mocha. Obviously the caffeine and chocolate will overstimulate the zombies and cause them to self-destruct!
chomiji
Oct. 21st, 2010 04:51 pm (UTC)

It's a plan!

XD

devikun
Oct. 21st, 2010 07:33 pm (UTC)
A pedestal fan!

I'd have to rip the safety casing off for it to be of any use, unless I was going to bludgeon them to death. Err. Permanent death.

Edited at 2010-10-21 07:33 pm (UTC)
chomiji
Oct. 21st, 2010 08:43 pm (UTC)

At least yours is of a good size! When I looked at inkstone's dw this morning, the closest thing was the little mini-fan I have on my desk at home!

liquorish2003
Oct. 21st, 2010 11:00 pm (UTC)
Plastic starbucks to gocup. Venti. LOL.
chomiji
Oct. 22nd, 2010 01:34 am (UTC)

Caffeinated zombies! The most dangerous kind!

7veilsphaedra
Oct. 22nd, 2010 01:43 am (UTC)
A bag of new books.

(One of them is Pratchett's Good Omens. The others are Stieg Larsson's Liesbeth Salander trilogy.)
chomiji
Oct. 22nd, 2010 01:45 pm (UTC)

I recommend reading to them from Good Omens. Or you could whap them with the entire bag!

7veilsphaedra
Oct. 22nd, 2010 02:31 pm (UTC)
Read to them! And give away my strategy?
chomiji
Oct. 22nd, 2010 03:57 pm (UTC)

But the Larsson books have murder and mayhem! I was hoping that tickling their funny bones would make it easier to escape.

lady_ganesh
Oct. 23rd, 2010 03:00 am (UTC)
Oooh, knitting needles! RIGHT IN THE EYES, CREEPER.
chomiji
Oct. 23rd, 2010 03:23 am (UTC)

Heh, that's what I suggested Jinxaire do with her chopsticks, too!

lady_ganesh
Oct. 23rd, 2010 03:27 am (UTC)
They're practical!
yuya_san
Oct. 23rd, 2010 06:02 pm (UTC)
A lamp... I guess I could clobber them to death! xDD
chomiji
Oct. 24th, 2010 01:11 am (UTC)

LOL ... yes, that's about what I would have done: my "weapon" at inkstone's was a compact desk-model electronic fan!

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